TUESDAY 
CITTĄ DEL VATICANO

Hey everybody, I'm your new pope!
It was not my intention to visit the Vatican this day, but as I left the room that morning I figured it would be crazy to pass up an opportunity to see a pope.


Lots of people had gathered in St. Peter's Square.

The proceedings had already begun when I got there, but it was still indoors at that point. The crowd was watching on large monitors.
All the saints were there watching too.
I was about as far back as the obelisk in the middle of the square, which again is kind of oval-shaped.
There he is, Mr. Vatican. (When I wrote that I was thinking of Bert Parks singing the Miss America theme song.)
Now he's wearing his big pope hat. And you can see the Swiss Guards dressed up in their funny uniforms.
Now he's giving a long speech in Italian that I didn't understand a word of.
Another proud Argentinean.
From left to right: St. John the Baptist, Jesus and St. Andrew. Jesus seems to be indicating "We're number one!", Johnny appears to be flipping someone off (two-fingered British style) and Andy just looks like he is carrying Jesus' spare cross.
All the VIP-types get the good seats up front.
Someone was there with a Duff Beer bag. Duff is the fictional beer brand from The Simpsons. Or at least I thought if was fictional. More on that later.
Many of the Catholics gathered were doing the whole thing, singing and responding in Latin and everything. I even sang a little Kyrie. I looked over the shoulder of the guy next to me at his little book. And no, it wasn't the Mr. Mister song, which which I am much more familiar.
Eventually they got around to doing a little communion.
A bunch of priests went out into the crowd with the wafers and wine.
Here are a bunch of them with their yellow and white umbrellas. It wasn't raining, so I guess priests must be adversely affected by direct sunlight.
Lots and lots of press.
Here Father Zack, the cool priest all the Catholic girls want to get with.
Helicopters flew overhead.
On the Via della Conciliazione is the Church of Santa Maria in Traspontina. And on the side of that church is this little, well I don't know exactly what it is, but there's a big picture of JP II over the door.
And inside is some stuff I assume has something to do with ol' Johnny Paul.

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