SUNDAY

P: Good morning!

J: What is that in French?

P: I don't know. Bon morning?

J: Ugh. This is a golden statue of Joan of Arc, the Maid of Orleans.

P: So she'll be cleaning your room back at the hotel?

J: No, that would be a maid of New Orleans.

J: Mmm. There's nothing like beignets and a café au lait in the morning.

P: Café olé!

J: Your name is Pierre and you live in Louisiana. I would have expected that you'd know what au lait means. It means "with milk".

P: So at bullfights when people yell "Olé!", they are yelling "With milk!"?

J: Why are my imaginary friends such idiots?

J: The streets in the Quarter are a lot less busy at 9:00 a.m.
J: Some of the few people out and about are the street cleaners.
J: They need to give Bourbon Street a good washing every morning to get rid of trash and the various liquids people deposited there the previous night.

P: Liquids?

J: You know like vomit or urine.

P: Ick!

P: What kind of love acts could be going on in there?

J: Like walking in the rain and the snow
When there's nowhere to go
When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
And you're looking for the answer in her eyes

P: Huh?

J: Oh brother. Another imaginary friend who doesn't know music.

P: Just tell me.

J: Well, this isn't exactly Amsterdam, so I would imagine whatever happens in there would have to be pretty tame and very simulated.

J: I remember these two establishments from when I visited as a kid. Visited New Orleans that is, not visited these joints. This one offers moderate prices. I'm sure for that you get moderately attractive strippers.

P: And I know music.

J: What?

P: You said I don't know music. I do. Like Professor Longhair, Doctor John, Clarence "Frogman" Henry.

J: Well that is local music.

J: I just liked the look of this building and the sign.
J: This was the Joy Theater on Canal Street. It doesn't look like there is much joy there now.

P: If I won that $75 million I'd be pretty joyful.

J: Point taken.

J: This is the entrance to St. Louis Cemetery #1. There are three St. Louis Cemeteries.

P: Cemeteries give me the creeps.

P: I'm just going to hang out here until you come back out.

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